Carving Flu

WARNING

CARVING FLU

EXTREMELY CONTAGIOUS

Symptoms:  Constantly complains about not having enough carving tools, wood, or sharpening supplies.

Has blank expressions, sometimes deaf to spouse and kids.  Frequently reads carving magazines and books.

Hangs out in woodworking stores longer than usual.  Makes secret night phone calls to Harold Enlow.

Will share tips and secrets with anyone who asks.  Always giving away things that they just carved.

NO KNOWN CURE.

Treatment;  Medication is useless.  Disease not fatal.

Must attend carving seminars as often as possible.

12-9-09 © Patrick Pelkey
Used by permission at Basswoodman.com
 
 

2 thoughts on “Carving Flu

    1. Ray

      You bet. We don’t have a showroom so it would be a good idea to call ahead and let us know what you are interested in.

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